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Just saw this at :iconshadeofshinon:
wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ Pokémon Randomizer

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Crobat
Yes, why not?

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Feebas
How should I do this if he never even shows up?!? *frustration from hours of fruitless Feebas-search breaking way*

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Shedinja
This might actually be really cool.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Manectric
Yay, I'm going to be eletrocuted. So not down with that.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Roselia
Okay, this might be intersting

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Rayquaza
Uh, yes, baby. I'm taking you home tonight!

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Gyarados
Yep, to much of a bitch. You think normal PMS is bad? Try Gyarados-PMS!

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Shelgon
I'm slightly worried. This may or may not turn out badly.

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Delkatty
Yay, kitty snuggles :3

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Sandshrew
And then he just dug his way out. I'm so going to kill that critter! Nobody steals my Granny's cheesecake and gets away with it.

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Mightyena
Oh, well. I have a kitty to snuggle and know a dog to cuddle.

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Sableye
This is creepy beyond all measure.

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Kyogre
Wait, what?

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Combusken
Hey, chicken that fries itself. Only thing that could be better would be bacon that... *looks at Gen5-Starter* Goddamnit!

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Wohbuffet
No. Just no.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Linoone
DafuQ?!?

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Torkoal
Screw your lap dog, I have a tortoise!

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Nincada
I'd sooner leave my teeth to rod than let this thing touch them.

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Staryu
More like Stardom, actually.

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Camerupt
*flips open Pokédex* "Camerupt has a volcano inside its body. Magma of 18,000 degrees F courses through its body. Occasionally, the humps on this Pokémon's back erupt, spewing the superheated magma." Oh, cool just like Naples!
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+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as "what a kiss means"

Why I posted this? Weil ich es kann!
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I. Am. Pissed!

I just read the stern. And what did I have to read? People sueing against the building of kindergardens, playgrounds and against noise children make.

What. The. Fuck?

Everyone's complaining about low birthrates and an "ageing society", especially here in Germany. No surprise, if you can't find a apartment, have to fear a huge lawyer bill and mental breakdowns as a result of constantly complaining neighbours about noise, be it crying, screaming or laughter! Notice, this "noise" comes from children! Children are loud. They always were.
I have four younger cousins, I meet atleast three of them every week. I share my way to school with fifth-graders. I know what I'm talking about. Sometimes the - in lack of a better word - noise makes my ears ring! I complain about them. A lot. But neither when speaking to their parents nor in front of a judge, but when talking with friends, who admit I'm right, but at the same time say it's just normal. And that's true.

Some shoking examples:
In Munich/Bavaria, a mother of five(!) children constantly had to listen to the complains about her childrens and the noise they made. This man seems to be so old, he forget he was a little boy once (sometime before christ or so...) and was atleast as loud as those children.*
Other neighbours compair the sound of playing children with industrial noise. Yes, you read right: INDUSTRIAL NOISE!!!  Those people probably never even heard real indusrial noise in their hole live!
In addition, the sound of children, playing their games - most of the time a nice bunch of screams, squeakes and laughter - is a very pleasing sound, compared to industrial noise, landing and starting planes or, as a worst case, bombardements and gun fire.

Others complain about babies crying, because they get their first teeth! Imagine you are the parents of these toddlers, doing everything to stop them crying, failing on these atempts and, at the next morning, they have to listen to some ignorant idiots complaining. You would be pissed to. And your neighbour are complaining about the people who will pay their returns when they will be shitting in diapers again! Idiocy is not strong enough to express how stupid these people are!

Four-year-olds are forbidden to play outside of their kindergarden. No joke. A kindergarden had to agree to not accept more then 55 toddlers, while they have place and personals for atleast twice as much!
Why? Again, the neighbours complained.
About the noise, about children running through their hedges into their gardens. To bring back a ball that flew over it accidently. The child doesn't want to stay there for a whole minute and is being yelled at, e.g.: "Du verdammter Drecksbälger, pass mit deinem Scheißball auf, verstanden?! Los, mach, dass du zurück zu den anderen Rotzgören kommst!" Which are quiet harsh swears you wouldn't want to hear your child, believe me. And when the child than begins to cry, they complain and swear even more. The nursery nurses have to come over and have to excuse for the children! What kind of logic is this? I'm less then a year away from my universary-entrance diploma, but I never heard of any place or time where this fucked up damn bullshit was fair or logical!

Children playing in the schoolyard. Sounds pretty normal, right? Yeah, sure if the schoolyard isn't 23m above the ground on the roof of the school and therefore far too small (estimated: about 20m x 35m for about twohundred children). Because if it would be on the ground, it would be a "waste of room", because a playground brings no profit!
Profit?
Fuck you! This thinking brought us the economy crisis we're in right now! And you fuck up the childhood - or atleast the school breaks - of the people who will have to deal with the long term consequences.

The politicians don't help, either because they don't care or because they fear losing votes from old people. Which are more then 20% of voters! If you promise to build kindergartens and playgrounds you lose the election. If you promise to make returns higher and improve the old age and nursing insurances, you win. But the people, who voted for you will be dead soon (sounds harsh, but it's the truth) and the people who need improvement won't benefit from your reforms because there will be a lot of change during the next 50-70 years. Thanks for nothing, idiot!

*I personally would slam the apartment door in his face while he's talking. Would stop him from bitching for sure.

For every spelling or term error, I blame my rage!
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~Vampire~

[x]You rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.

Total: 2


~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[x] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them.
[ ] You're not a virgin.
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you'd gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[x] You have strong/long nails. (Don't know why, though)
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.

Total: 2


~WEREWOLF~

[ ] You have a bad temper. (I had once)
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person. (I love being alone.)
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.

Total: 6


~NEKO(half-cat)/WERECAT~

[x] You love cats.
[x] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter.

Total: 5


~ZOMBIE~

[ ] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[ ] You tend to zone out. (Only if I'm awake for more than 36 hours
[ ] You don't feel very smart. (my nickname is Wikipedia, how could I fell smart?)
[ ] You like worms.
[x] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods.
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[x] You don't get much sleep.

Total: 2


~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.

Total: 5


~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[x] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.

Total: 1


~WITCH~

[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[x] You like magical objects.
[x] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[x] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[x] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

Total: 4

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[x] You have different personalities.
[x] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second. (rather form hip-hop to rock)
[x] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. (I'm just lazy^^;)

Total: 7


~DEMON~

[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[x] You like pentagrams.
[x] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[x] You laugh when other people are hurt. (schadenfreude is just great)
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[x] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person. (but just verbally)

Total: 4


~ANGEL~

[ ] You're a very good person.
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.

Total: 2


~FAERIE/ELF~

[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair

Total: 3

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